Wah!

Monkey here. I figured that I’d take some time to blog a bit before I head under the bed to sleep all day. Yeah, that’s pretty much all I do during the week with Tanya and Skaht gone. Sure, it sounds like a nice life, but let me tell you – it ain’t all sunshine and roses.

Take, for example, my hairball problem. I was coughing that shit up for at least three days this week. Seriously, there were these nasty, gray hair ‘cigars’ all over the floor and Tanya freaked out because of it. I guess that she got online and found a ton of articles about cats getting ‘impacted’ from hairballs. Now, let me tell you…I normally don’t have an issue in the litter box department, but it did get me a bit riled up.

As a consequence of all this good advice she found, she ended up getting some Vaseline at the store and smearing it all over my front paws. Bitch, please! That shit is nasty. The only way to get it off is to lick it off, and let me tell you, its as bad as it sounds. It did seem to help me out with the hairballs, though. But, gross. Gross!!

Anyway, I’m getting tired from typing. Not having fingers (or even hands) makes typing a bit of a pain. Plus, I need to get my beauty sleep in now before Tanya and Skaht come back tonight. You can’t get any peace with those two around.

God help me if they make me wear the crab hat again. I look just as stupid as this cat looks here: