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Hey, this is our new blog. I’m Skaht . Tanya and I just ate at Mike’s in Davis Square, a cheap place to get drinks and food.

The other day, Tanya’s mom was talking about how crazy Sarah Palin is, and we couldn’t agree more. Of course, Tanya’s mom put her spin on it and when she talks about that crazy religious nut flapping around her retarded baby for all the world to see, well, what more is there to say? Tanya was looking into emigrating to Canada today. I think it’s still a little soon for that, since as a household we believe in hope and change.

If you ask me, the Republicans went way overboard, throwing a reformed Pentecostal gun freak on the bill, just because she’s a woman, to counterbalance Barak Obama’s unstoppable blackness. I mean, he’s only half black. The Republicans clearly should have rolled with a tranny who’s had the implants but not gender reidentification surgery. Then, I remembered, there aren’t any pre-operative tranny Republicans. Too bad for them.

Tanya’s cat Monkey is going to be posting, too.

Tanya and I spend a lot of time drinking wine and screwing around on the internet and trying to quit smoking, so we figured we should start a blog, because we can only look at so many YouTube videos, like Bronksi Beat’s “Smalltown Boy.”