I’ve been meaning to blog at your asses, but shit has been hectic with work. Plus, I was in the Burgh for a minute after Thanksgiving and spent almost an entire week unmoored from the internet, something I highly recommend. I’ll possibly blog about the trip at some point.
Tanya has a pretty good strategy for lighting my blogging fire, though. She just posts a picture of me in which I look like I have Down syndrome. Then, I feel the need to post something so the pic is not at the top of the page. I guess I deserve that shit, though, since I make fun of people who look like they have Down syndrome but actually don’t have it. You know, that certain type of waddling baby-faced fat person. Come on, I know you know what I’m talking about.
Anyway, Tanya and I love animals. The next pet we want to get is a pug and we’re going to name her Nude Panties.
As you know, Tanya and I hit up the YouTube a lot. We’ve clocked many any hour watching funny pet videos. Still, sometimes we have divergent tastes.
For example, Tanya turned me on to Hamster on a Piano, and I’ll admit I really enjoy it.
However, this one had me howling with laughter for minutes, and Tanya just wasn’t as into it.
There’s this whole weird genre of fake animal farts on YouTube. It’s pretty awesome. There are also a lot of really phony suicides and suicide jokes. The internet is great.
Thank, God, some of the shit on the internet is real. This dog rules.
2 comments:
hahahah pretty sure you have down syndrome after trying to find a lot of humor in the fake dog fart thing. but maybe i had high hopes after reading you howled in laughter. that other dog/lion however does rule.
It's an awesome pic. It looks like your doing an impersonation of Edward Norton where he faked tard in 'The Score'
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